National Domestigraphic

Exploring The Great Indoors

They’re Getting Closer

Written By: alb3rt - Nov• 04•08

The recently discovered alien fruits are getting closer. And there are more of them.

Ken and the game warden are mysteriously unconcerned. I tried to talk to them about it but they had some cover story about what sounded like “guards” and something about a “bounty”. I think they’ve gotten to them with some sort of telepathic mind control.

But even though mind-controlled Ken found it amusing, his inner Ken must have broken through. At least long enough to give me helpful advice and a protective helmet from their mind control rays.

We can only hope and pray against the ill intentions of these inedible and bizarrely shaped sentinels of doom.

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