I’ve been holed up here for a couple weeks now. They came, they saw, they came in the house. Their mind control powers must be the reason no one else seems to care. Like it’s natural for them to be here.
Let me start from the beginning, less than a moon cycle ago.
It was a dark and stormy night. Except it was daytime, so it wasn’t dark. And it wasn’t really that cloudy or raining or anything, so it wasn’t really stormy. Otherwise, it was just like that. And that’s when I first noticed them. Now I’ve seen a LOT of fruit in my time – trust me – but these weren’t fruit. It’s like they wanted you to BELIEVE they were fruit. And they surrounded the house. Ken didn’t seem to get the implications or urgency of this, but he DID show me how to use his camera for video recording.
He even helped me set up a video channel on The Internet so I can share this with you:
I’ll tell the world the rest shortly, when I can sneak away from their persistent presence. They seem to be everywhere now, inside and outside.
I heard they don’t like water.