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Rhino-Moo

Tagged along for a trip to the zoo the other day. Felt like I was on top of the world (see picture). We had back stage passes to the rhinoceros habitat, something the Buffalo Zoological Gardens does on weekends in the Winter. One of their biggest fans invited Ken’s wife and in turn Ken got […]

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The Meat Cat

I got up close and personal with one of the smallcats. This one has a Polish name, Kishka, which apparently references some kind of meat that has a predeliction for being stolen. It’s a newer addition to the pride, and quite insane.  It is becoming a preserve legend that he has the ability to teleport after something […]

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Rodent Religions

I’m not sure of the full metaphysical impact of squirrels on the fabric of time and space, but it appears to be more significant that first thought:

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Smallcat Kinesiology

I found a fascinating documentary film on smallcat movement.  I’m just not sure how they got the subject to move so slow.  They’re usually a LOT faster around here.

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New Archaeological Find!

A sudden climate shift outside the indoor preserve yielded a discovery more significant than any of our yearly couch excavations.  The game warden ventured out a few days ago, digging a few feet into the permafrost to reveal what appears to be the corner of a domocile the size of a small sport utility vehicle.  […]

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Alb3rt Out and About

I don’t get out of the preserve often, and that is for the best. The rest of the world is so confusing sometimes. We (the Warden, Ken, and I) went to some “gate” in the South yesterday. It looked more like a shopping plaza. Didn’t stay long, but we had to pick up a cake. In […]

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Alien Fruit Demise

Sorry it’s been so long checking in, but it has been a long, confusing time. It seems like ages since the alien fruits first appeared. We do not know if they came in peace. We do not know if they came due to the game warden’s apparently interstellar reputation for collecting fruit. All we know […]

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

I’ve been holed up here for a couple weeks now. They came, they saw, they came in the house. Their mind control powers must be the reason no one else seems to care. Like it’s natural for them to be here. Let me start from the beginning, less than a moon cycle ago. It was […]

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They’re Getting Closer

The recently discovered alien fruits are getting closer. And there are more of them. Ken and the game warden are mysteriously unconcerned. I tried to talk to them about it but they had some cover story about what sounded like “guards” and something about a “bounty”. I think they’ve gotten to them with some sort […]

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We’re Not Alone

The footage I am about to show you may be shocking. It is real. I filmed it myself and survived to bring back these accounts. It started like any other Autumn day. Except weird shapes were spotted on the perimeter of the property. I climbed up to a window to get a good view, staying […]

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