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I’ve been holed up here for a couple weeks now. They came, they saw, they came in the house. Their mind control powers must be the reason no one else seems to care. Like it’s natural for them to be here. Let me start from the beginning, less than a moon cycle ago. It was […]

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They’re Getting Closer

The recently discovered alien fruits are getting closer. And there are more of them. Ken and the game warden are mysteriously unconcerned. I tried to talk to them about it but they had some cover story about what sounded like “guards” and something about a “bounty”. I think they’ve gotten to them with some sort […]

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Okay. I lied.

I was going to post every week but some things aren’t meant to be.  I have a lot of pictures and stories to share, and even an idea for a show.  But , alas, I am too busy negotiating time on the computer in the few hours I am not devoting to sleep or field […]

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Koala Back in Action

Now that I’m 2 I decided to be more professionally responsible.  I’ll tell you all about my adventures on sabbatical these last few months, but after I get my new journal.  Hint-hint, Ken. For now I will tell you about television.  The game warden and husband have taken to watching it now that they get […]

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The Big Two

As some of you know, today is my birthday. Game warden and husband, Fenway and I in tow, went to the Galleria outpost and ate at Jack Astors. They didn’t sing to me, but we had a good time. Ken even dressed up like me. I have a picture, but the file upload thingee on […]

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My Hero Forever …

“I have no fear of losing my life. If I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.” – Steve Irwin I took off from my sabbatical to wirte this because it’s too important. I found out that Steve died today. He poked a […]

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Another Birthday Surprise

Ken’s birthday is about a week after mine and his family from Las Vegas sent him a gift. And they sent ME a gift. Ken got a Chinese outfit that his wife said he looked so good in he wasn’t allowed to have any pictures of him wearing it on the Internet. I don’t know […]

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My First Birthday Party

It’s back to work today. I’m studying the recent fluctuations in the populations of chocolate and marshmallow animals. But first I want to share with you my birthday exprience at Outback Steakhouse. Somehow I felt right at home. You call the tiny butter spreader at the dinner table a utensil? Now THAT’s a knife. I […]

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Happy Birthday to Me.

Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday Dear Alb3rt. Happy Birthday to Me. Do I get cake? Ken and the game warden said they would take me out to dinner for my birthday in the next few days. That’s the kind of schedule people live on around here. I’m surprised they don’t celebrate Easter on a […]

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Alb3rt in Exile

For a few days now we have been recovering from a natural disaster. Ken calls this phenomenon “painting” and has caused displacement of many species, including myself. This is the first chance I have had to report it as Ken has been very busy with the computer. Here I am at Basecamp Beta, seen comforting […]

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