National Domestigraphic

Exploring The Great Indoors

Only Eight Left?

There are apparently only EIGHT (8) Northern White Rhinos left, four of which are protected by these brave young men at the Ol Pejeta Conservancy in Kenya.

I know what you’re thinking. He doesn’t look white. Maybe he’s tan. Maybe he’s adopted, I don’t know. But the point is they’re almost down to where they don’t have to fight over tickets for Noah’s Ark.

My suggestion: LEGALIZE IVORY.  If you make an open market for it, people will herd endangered species and they will be worth more alive than dead. And there will be a lot more hugging and a lot less shooting. Just sayin’